RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin. (Obv. my sister.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: alex looks like hes peeing (Not very nice.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Alex says... Hi, I'm Alex. I'm 25 and I live in Guelph, Ontario. (Yup, that's ttly me.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Alex wants to stay as far away from that place as possible. (I hate that place sooo much!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Alex does Galactic Domination... (That's right people!)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Alex Hates Me... (Yes, I do.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Alex asks Kristin to homecoming by leaving flowers and a note in her car. (Hey! I thought it was romantic.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Alex goes to T4 on the beach. (Uuuh, no way.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Alex likes his toast cut into squares... (And I do! There way another one saying "Alex like cock!" but I didn't wanna use it.)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Alex eats 7 warheads and almost dies. (Almost isn't good enough.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Alex wears Ralph Lauren - Anyone want one? (And for some reason, after that, were the words "Kitchen table." Make sense to you? :S)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Alex (Curran) Arrested For Assaulting Teenager. (Poor Stevie Gee, must be so ashamed.)